Thanks Star, Woody, Annie, Montana, etc. You keep us smiling. I thought you might enjoy some Canadian humour....
For us up here in the great white north we know who we are if...
You know what a touque is and you own one and often wear it.
Your truck or car has a cord and plug sticking out of the grill ... it's a block heater for those sub-zero (in Celsius) days.
You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
The mosquitoes have landing lights.
You have more mileage on your snow blower than your car.
You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.
You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
You head South to go to your cottage.
You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper now that there are no more dollar bills.
You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
You perk-up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada".
You pronounce the last letter of the alphabet "zed" instead of "zee."
Proud to be Canadian
Cheers
Calimero
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