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Quoting Woodroe_Call:
Buffalo Bull and Sourdough Sam, two old pards from way back, met in the park every day to feed the pegions, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems, past adventures and horses...
One day Buffalo Bull didn't show up. Sourdough Sam wasn't concerned, he thought Buffalo Bull might ahve a cold or some urgent appointment. But after Buffalo Bull hadn't shown up for a week or so. Sourdough Sam really got worried. However, since Sourdough Sam dodn't know where Buffalo Bull lived ( the only time they ever got together was at the park) he was unable to find out waht had happened to him.
After a month had passed, Sourdough Sam figured he had seen the last of Buffalo Bull. On his next visit to the park, however, Buffalo Bull was setting on their usual bench waiting for him. Amazed and delighted, Sourdough Sam exclaimed, "For crying out loud Buffalo Bull. what in the world happened to you?"
Buffalo Bull replied, "I've been in jail."
"Jail?" cried Sourdough Sam. "You?! What on earth for?"
"Well." Buffalo Bull said, "You know Shirley, that cute little blondie salacious saloon girl down at the Shortbranch Saloon where I sometimes go?"
"Yes," said Sourdough Sam, "I remember her. What about her?"
"Well, one day she filed sexual misconduct charges against me. At age 92, I was so proud that when I got to court, I pleaded "Guilty."
"The judge gave me 30 days for perjury!"
Buffalo Bull and Sourdough Sam, two old pards from way back, met in the park every day to feed the pegions, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems, past adventures and horses...
One day Buffalo Bull didn't show up. Sourdough Sam wasn't concerned, he thought Buffalo Bull might ahve a cold or some urgent appointment. But after Buffalo Bull hadn't shown up for a week or so. Sourdough Sam really got worried. However, since Sourdough Sam dodn't know where Buffalo Bull lived ( the only time they ever got together was at the park) he was unable to find out waht had happened to him.
After a month had passed, Sourdough Sam figured he had seen the last of Buffalo Bull. On his next visit to the park, however, Buffalo Bull was setting on their usual bench waiting for him. Amazed and delighted, Sourdough Sam exclaimed, "For crying out loud Buffalo Bull. what in the world happened to you?"
Buffalo Bull replied, "I've been in jail."
"Jail?" cried Sourdough Sam. "You?! What on earth for?"
"Well." Buffalo Bull said, "You know Shirley, that cute little blondie salacious saloon girl down at the Shortbranch Saloon where I sometimes go?"
"Yes," said Sourdough Sam, "I remember her. What about her?"
"Well, one day she filed sexual misconduct charges against me. At age 92, I was so proud that when I got to court, I pleaded "Guilty."
"The judge gave me 30 days for perjury!"
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