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Are You Politically Correct?

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Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans, North Carolinians, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore (this keeps getting better) ....

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED"

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."

6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."

7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

8 He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT"-He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."

10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hangingout of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"

Please use your best judgment when referring to these people, so as to make it more comfortable for the rest of us. And keep in mind, they do walk among us....

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Quoting author:

Some things jest can't be stretched, especially some folks who think way 2 much of their selves...Like I always say."If you git to thinkin' yer a person of some importance, try ordering somebody else's dog around!"


hehehe. Heck, all we have to do is put themm on a different horse and see if they can ride it...

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1 year ago
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Annie. LOL! I love that bumper sticker.

I know, I could be posting horse blogs, but...I was trying to stretch the imaginations of all the horse people here. I promise, I will post some horse blogs...I really will. Not this week, but, I promose...


Some things jest can't be stretched, especially some folks who think way 2 much of their selves...Like I always say."If you git to thinkin' yer a person of some importance, try ordering somebody else's dog around!"

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LOL! Funny how these blogs keep going on and on and on...

Yes, Mr. Woodroe. Sometimes we need a break from the horse blogs.

So maybe we could start a new blog on how to dance like a cow? That would be udderly moovoulous...


I'm gonna set that one out...

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Everything you have said is soooo true.

Being politically correct is a state of mind in many places.

And in others it is simply a lack of education or awareness of the rest of the world...

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1 year ago
In the spirit of the post... :~)

The struggle to be "politically correct" has made common people easily irritable and over sensitive eo the words of others and their own words. It has created a society that walks on eggshells and that has difficulty being personal with each other because coworker and potential friends can't joke around for fear of offending the other.

Politically correct people are usually self-reighteous suck-ups who have nothing else better to do than make sure everybody knows how "caring" and thoughtful" they are by trying to be overly polite when it is simply unnecessary...

I have a Jew ish friend and one day someone shouted at hin for making fun of Jews. He said it was not politically correct or it was politically incorrect. That was before he found out that the guy was a Jew, and making fun of their selves was Jewish culture...

I'm Irish mostly and a bit of Indian and it we cut up a lot also... Imean it doesn't bother me at all to call a Mick a Mick. The world would be a lot better off without "Political Correctness" After all wasn't it a bunch of politicians that came up with it?

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I'd like to see that...P.S. just call her Star for short or maybe her alter self "Queenie."


Yes, Star is good. Not sure about the "Queenie" that name has taken on a life of its own on another site I blog on. Well, I guess you can tell with all those photos I have with the crowns...we really need to be aware of what our user names can mean.


I was thinking of a star fish when I came up with starhorse. I was in a rush as I was researching dating sites for buisness purposes. That is when I found this one...and needed a name to play.

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Annie. That is funny. Starhouse. LOL. These user names can be difficult to come up with. I was in a hurry and that is what came out...One of the programs I teach is called Horsemasters and the spell check wants to keep changing it to whoremasters....

Now as to Fred Astaire....wow! What a dancer. I would have loved to dance with him.

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Hay, It's the Holiday Season we need a break from the horse blogs...


LOL! Funny how these blogs keep going on and on and on...

Yes, Mr. Woodroe. Sometimes we need a break from the horse blogs.

So maybe we could start a new blog on how to dance like a cow? That would be udderly moovoulous...

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1 year ago
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Starhorse,
I'm going to start calling you Starhouse because that's what my fingers want to type.

If girls are better than boys is considered politically incorrect, then" (I know this is old)

Remember, Ginger Rogers had to do everything that Fred Astair did except in high heels and backwards. :-D


I'd like to see that...P.S. just call her Star for short or maybe her alter self "Queenie."

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Starhorse,
I'm going to start calling you Starhouse because that's what my fingers want to type.

If girls are better than boys is considered politically incorrect, then" (I know this is old)

Remember, Ginger Rogers had to do everything that Fred Astair did except in high heels and backwards. :-D
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No worries, Mr. Woodroe. I am sure you are politically correct...well, unless you are eating that Cowboy apple pie. Than there is no telling what might come out of your brain...


BUBBA GIT"S A NEW TRUCK>>>One day Billy Bob wuz walkin' down main street when he saw his buddy, Bubba driving a brand new pickup.Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin."Bubba, where'd you got that new truk," said Billy Bob?"Tammie gave it to me," Bubba replied."She gave it to ya," said Billy Bob? "I knowed she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?""Well," said Bubba, "Let me tell you whut happened. We wuz drivin' out on County Road 45, in the middle of nowheres. Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in four wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw all her clothes off and on the ground then said, "Bubba take whutever you want.""SO I took the truck," said Bubba."Bubba, yore a smart man," said Billy Bob!" "Them clothes wouda never fit ya!"

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Annie. LOL! I love that bumper sticker.

I know, I could be posting horse blogs, but...I was trying to stretch the imaginations of all the horse people here. I promise, I will post some horse blogs...I really will. Not this week, but, I promose...


Hay, It's the Holiday Season we need a break from the horse blogs...

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Starhorse -
I have a bumper sticker on my refirdge - "Treat me like a Thoroughbred and I'll never be a nag."


Annie. LOL! I love that bumper sticker.

I know, I could be posting horse blogs, but...I was trying to stretch the imaginations of all the horse people here. I promise, I will post some horse blogs...I really will. Not this week, but, I promose...

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Can you define politically correct so I can figure out whether I am or not?


No worries, Mr. Woodroe. I am sure you are politically correct...well, unless you are eating that Cowboy apple pie. Than there is no telling what might come out of your brain...

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Starhorse -
I have a bumper sticker on my refirdge - "Treat me like a Thoroughbred and I'll never be a nag."
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Can you define politically correct so I can figure out whether I am or not?

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