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Posted on Nov 29, 2008 at 08:07 AM

Mr. Montana brought up the idea of having a "meet and greet" on a weekend night. Since none of us seem to be going out...LOL. We could meet on the chat, or do what we do on another site hosted by the same mgmt. We use the blogs like a chat and keep posing our comments. But that only works for the Gold members. Maybe we could bounce back and forth between the blogs and the chat? Do non gold members have access to the chat here? Can you imagine Mr. Woodroe on a chat after he has had his Cowboy Apple Pie? LOL. Consider this as your invite. I will try to be on by at least 8 pm eastern time.

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Posted on Dec 29, 2010 at 09:35 AM

Looneys Horse crazy if they dont drive up in a truck pullin a trailer with a horse don't answer the gate....

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Posted on Feb 03, 2009 at 04:54 PM

"Only horse people... * Believe in the 11th Commandment: Inside leg to outside rein. * Know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or neon yellow. * Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables. * Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it. * Are banned from Laundromats. * Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy. * Can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse. * Have a language all their own ("If he pops his shoulder, I have to close that hand and keep pushing with my seat in case he sucks back".) * Will end relationships over their hobby. * Cluck to their cars to help them up hills. * Insure their horses for more than their cars. * Will give you 20 names and reasons for that bump on your horse. * Know more about their horse's nutrition than their own. * Have neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV. * Have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush. * Have less wardrobe than their horse. * Engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job. * Know that mucking stalls is better then Zoloft any day.

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Posted on Jan 23, 2009 at 05:09 AM

LOL! Four beat. No need to change our names. As Elite Loonies we are still who we are, when ever we are, who ever we may be, at that moment in reality. Since we already know that we are Loonie, this is simply a way for us to feel proud of who we are, and what we do. A toast to all the Elite Loonies in this blogland, and all the Loonies yet to blog..........

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Posted on Jan 21, 2009 at 11:35 AM

Hey Star,

Elite Looneys, good idea.¿ Once the applications come in and get approved,¿ are the people renamed with Looney characters????¿ ¿Then again, our characters are already pretty looney!!!¿ HE HE HE ¿


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Posted on Jan 20, 2009 at 05:09 PM

But.....in the meantime, they seem to have taken my star again. da dum! I am looking for it and hope that it will be returned soon. So that you know, if a person does not have a star by their name, if they post, the blog goes undercover for the night and magically appears the next day. Surprise!!! This is what a blue glitch fairy looks like...

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Posted on Jan 20, 2009 at 12:15 PM

What? I can see the Blog Party is up... Have you been into that Cowboy apple pie again? I have been a little quiet as we had the memorial for my friend yesterday.

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Posted on Jan 19, 2009 at 04:59 AM

You are now invited to be one of the very special, and in fact, Elite Loonies of the horse blogs. As a special offer we are now looking for the Top 10 (or so) Elite Loonies of the Blogland. This lifestyle can be very rewarding. Imagine, new men and women all the time,(and probably a troll or two) blogging with you. As an Elite Loonie, you will have a new, well earned confidence in creating new blog topics, posting photos, and responding to other bloggers,(it is amazing what we are comfortable saying online) you will find you have plenty of friends,(hehehe not saying if they are real or not)and women/men/trolls chasing you offering to pay your bills, or offering to go horse back riding with you, (OK, how about offering their advice, good, or just plain weird.) As an added benefit you will notice men/women/trolls/photos mysteriously appearing, or disappearing on your blogs all the time. Here is some advice on how to be a Top 10 (or so) Elite Loonie of blogland. It was taken from the book, "Being the best Loonie that you can be." Learn the trade. Being an Elite Top 10(or so)Loonie requires knowledge, skill, patience, and plenty of experience. By the time you apply, you should already be comfortable making mistakes. You know, that the more time and effort you put into 'perfecting your art' by blogging, the better the rewards will be for you, and by rewards, I am seriously talking about bloggers honoring you. They know you are a true Loonie and are often found following you around, making comments on your blogs, talking about you to others on land phones, or simply viewing your thoughts in awe as a lurker. Soon, you will build your skills and enjoy the joys of colors, fonts, and spell check. (when they are here) Before you know it, you will be blogging about anything, and writing what ever insane, or somewhat normal thoughts (all a matter of perspective...) while posting amusing or amazing photos. This is when you will know you are ready to become an Elite Loonie. Good writing, correct spelling, and good looks (if that photo is really you) will only get you so far. The hottest, most-desirable bloggers become Elite Loonies. So, take the time to develop your ability to blog and have some fun. Spend more time at the Blog Party and any other blog that you can read...Stretch your imagination and find new ways to express yourself. Loonies often seem to like to to play with bloggers who are friendly and fun. They know that flirting while blogging does not mean you are interested in that person, especially if you are one of the better Loonies. If you don't know how to have fun, then you'll often be seen as a 'blogger' type, not an Elite Loonie. Being a Loonie is special and takes more time and experience than being a blogger. We need more Loonies. Not that we do not have more than we may know about...If you aren't actively blogging at some level, then you'll have no luck at being an Elite Top 10 Loonie. As a Loonie, you will learn to master your ability to use satire to be funny and sometimes a little bit strange. Using satire, or being funny (without being crude or rude) is a crucial part of interacting with bloggers. At other times you will need to be able to be balanced, supportive and kind. Those who are one of the Elite Top 10 Loonies know these secrets and are proud to be members of this community. Applications are now being accepted. LOL. In the meantime, let the Blog Party continue....

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Posted on Jan 18, 2009 at 06:59 AM

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ROTFALO! (rolling on the floor laughing out loud!) Annie, that is soooooo funny. Only horsepeople would sing songs about sheath cleaning.... How many of us remember when no one knew about doing this?


Hey Star....

Ever heard the word penectomy? Not a pretty word, not a pretty site - not my horse thank goodness, BUT.... I learned about sheath cleaning looooooooong before it ever came into vogue. BLECH!!!


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Posted on Jan 18, 2009 at 05:22 AM

ROTFALO! (rolling on the floor laughing out loud!) Annie, that is soooooo funny. Only horsepeople would sing songs about sheath cleaning.... How many of us remember when no one knew about doing this?

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Posted on Jan 18, 2009 at 04:12 AM

Hey Woooody

Annie beat ya to the draw

Go Annie Go Ye Haw Ye Haw


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Posted on Jan 17, 2009 at 11:02 AM

OMG¿!!!¿ LOVE THE SONG ANNIE!!!!!!

You betcha, ¿I'll be singing that for em at the next dinner!!!!!!¿ I have to make copies of that!!!!!!

It is funny,¿the things we all just do, the "others" are so grossed out about.¿ Our vet sedates the horses to float their teeth and I'm right up there seeing what he's doing.¿ It's all part of¿owning a horse.

¿ LOVE IT¿!!!!!!

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Posted on Jan 17, 2009 at 10:31 AM

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Hay Girl,

How you doin', not long ago I ran across something called The Sheath Cleaning Song...if I can find it again I will send it to you for your next dining experience that and some "Apple Pie" should clear whatever joint yer in...



The Sheath Cleaning Song

¿¿¿¿​¿¿¿¿¿¿​¿¿
To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"...

If it's hanging and you see it lube your hands
If it's hanging and you see it lube your hands
If it's hanging and you see it
Grab it quick it's time to clean it
If it's hanging and you see it lube your hands.

If it's peely and it's crusty pick it off
If it's peely and it's crusty pick it off
If it's peely and it's crusty
and the smell is kind of musty
If it's peely and it's crusy pick it off

If his weenie has a beanie dig it out
If his weeny has a beanie dig it out
If his weiner has a beaner
Pull it out and he'll be cleaner
If his weenie has a beenie dig it out

Now he's happy and you know it wash your hands
Now he's happy and you know it wash your hands
It's a job that's kind of kinky
And now your hands are really stinky
But he's happy and you know it wash your hands.

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Posted on Jan 17, 2009 at 09:14 AM

I am sure we would all love to hear that sheath cleaning song....only horse people would come up with something like that. Have you noticed all the new faces turning up here! That is great. It seems we are not as scary as we thought. Annie, not sure about Montana. I saw him on a blog recently, but he has been a little shy about coming back home. LOL.

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Posted on Jan 17, 2009 at 09:11 AM

Woody, I must agree. Your photo with cowboys in blue jeans is much more fun to look at. Nothing like a cowboy in chaps and jeans...well, unless it is an equestrian in well fitted breeches and custom boots...LOL

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Posted on Jan 16, 2009 at 09:39 PM

Hey 4beat!¿ No fooling - talking about horses taking dumps can always clear out the riff raff!¿ We had a horse with a mild colic today.¿ The lube was frozen and the mineral oil was not far behind.¿ There was an obnoxious guy who was working on the house who came down to check out things.¿ I guess putting lube and mineral oil in the microwave ingrigued him.¿ He was sooooo interested in learning about colic.¿ He wouldn't leave the barn and he wouldn't shut up.¿ He was in love with¿the vet - a very cute girl!¿ Thought he would melt when she took off her jacket and her sweatshirt and her sweater (all the way down to her tshirt).¿ A bit of curiosity when the plastic¿sleeve came out.¿ Still curious about the heated lube being poured¿on it.¿ Left the barn gagging when she put her arm where the sun don't shine.¿ hehehehehehehehe....Bet he heard us laughing all the way back to the house.¿ Didn't see him again. Gotta to love those constipated horses!¿

:-D¿


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Posted on Jan 16, 2009 at 09:27 PM

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Gee, Woody. Thanks for inviting some of your friends in to the Blog Party. And Annie....you had to bring up the bathtub idea. Jeepers. Now what is that guy going to do with that inner tube???


Hey Star,

I think he's hiding something.¿ I tried to download a picture that showed exactly what he was hiding, and it hijacked my computer.¿ Took me an entire evening and a sh** load of aggravation trying to deal with a support person who spoke less English than Millie!¿ These little pics are tough on my poor little old computer.¿ I'm impressed how you guys do it!¿¿ STAY WARM!!!!¿ Annie


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Posted on Jan 16, 2009 at 03:05 PM

You have to love horsepeople.¿ We are so "special."
I went to dinner last night with some of "them."¿ The conversation went from our different winter types of hats to a sheath infection and the process of getting rid of it.¿ No wonder they put us in the back room.¿
"HORSEPEOPLE"¿Gotta love em.¿Who else would throw a party because a horse took a dump????

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Posted on Jan 15, 2009 at 06:24 PM

Gee, Woody. Thanks for inviting some of your friends in to the Blog Party. And Annie....you had to bring up the bathtub idea. Jeepers. Now what is that guy going to do with that inner tube???

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Posted on Jan 12, 2009 at 07:23 PM

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Here you go Annie, they most likely won't take this one from you...



Why Thank you Woody! Now that you've managed to remove one boot, I have managed to remove the other one, so now I can FINALLY get a bath AND get my feet clean, too!

Annie :-D


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