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Starhorse -
You actually comb your hair? Wow!
I'm afraid to comb mine.... Gotta take care of those baby birds!


Annie. You look like your hair is combed. It looks very neat in your photo. Now that dog on your lap is another thing....

Yes, I do try to comb my hair with a real comb (not a horse brush unless I have to) at least once a day. My hairdresser loves the way my hair looks and is amazed that it can look so good with me just shaking my head...Holy cow. I am starting to sound like I really am part horse.

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While I no longer have to comb ma hair with a wagon wheel...I have quite a bit left...I think I will address this hat issus with a poem so swagger on over to the Just a Horse Blog and become enlightened darlin'...


LOL! Comb your hair with a wagon wheel... You have some of the funniest expressions Mr. Woodroe.

You probably think I know nothing about cowboy hats. Well, let me tell you. I have a beaver Stetson. (did I spell that right?) so there... and I do know how to set it down the right way.

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Speaking of Lonesome Dove I had a pleasant surprise walking past the DVD rack in WalMart today. They've finally begun to restock LD - the collectors version in wide screen and digitally remastered (It is much sharper) I lost my original DVD to the last woman that stole my heart - she was from this site!!! Haven't been able to get her to return it over the past six months! Never let a woman fly home with the Bible!! Eh Woodroe? Even Laurie Darlin' ain't to be trusted.

I accept your challenge Star... (enough hair for you?)

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Annie, The question is, does Mr. Woodroe have hair under that hat? And when was the last time he combed it? Come to think of it, Mr. Montana also wears a cowboy hat in all his photos. hmmmmm. Why is it the ladies are not wearing hats and the men are? We really need to add photos with hats it seems...

I will admit. I try to comb my hair at least once a day. LOL. I wear a helmet when riding and often forget that I have helmet head...


Starhorse -
You actually comb your hair? Wow!
I'm afraid to comb mine.... Gotta take care of those baby birds!
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Annie, The question is, does Mr. Woodroe have hair under that hat? And when was the last time he combed it? Come to think of it, Mr. Montana also wears a cowboy hat in all his photos. hmmmmm. Why is it the ladies are not wearing hats and the men are? We really need to add photos with hats it seems...

I will admit. I try to comb my hair at least once a day. LOL. I wear a helmet when riding and often forget that I have helmet head...


While I no longer have to comb ma hair with a wagon wheel...I have quite a bit left...I think I will address this hat issus with a poem so swagger on over to the Just a Horse Blog and become enlightened darlin'...

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Annie, The question is, does Mr. Woodroe have hair under that hat? And when was the last time he combed it? Come to think of it, Mr. Montana also wears a cowboy hat in all his photos. hmmmmm. Why is it the ladies are not wearing hats and the men are? We really need to add photos with hats it seems...

I will admit. I try to comb my hair at least once a day. LOL. I wear a helmet when riding and often forget that I have helmet head...

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I'm having one of them thar bad hair days, and I haven't had ma Arbuckles yet...I hope this pose ain't t racy!


I was talking about the other "bad hair" pic..
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Woodroe!!!!!!!!
YOU'VE GOT BOOBS!!!!!!!


That's not me those are a couple of former pulchritudinous prairie maidens who decided to become spalacious saloon girls so they could afford them thar fancy duds and shiney new pistols.

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What? Have you been into those seabreezes again, Annie? Now you have seen Mr. Woodroes boobs? Put down that glass now...it is almost Monday. Not that this matters.

Hey, did you get the email from Mr. Montana with the message about keys? It is very funny.

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Woodroe!!!!!!!!
YOU'VE GOT BOOBS!!!!!!!
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You cowboys are too funny...
Mr. Montana. You must be doing something wrong if you are finding dry gulches in the dark.

Mr. Woodroe. I love your new photo. It does kinda look like you. And what you are looking for in a woman...LOL! I may need to add that to my list for a man...

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Well Capt' Gus you ain't the only one that can git in trouble...I have thought long and hard 'bout this here situation and have come to the conclusion that each and everyone should put in their own 2 cents worth, so here is mine as follows...FIVE RULES FOR A MAN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE.1. Get a woman who helps out at home, cooks and cleans up.2. Get a woman, who can smile and make you happy.3. Get a woman who you can trust and who does not lie to you.4. Get a woman who is good in bed and likes to be with you.5. It is very important that these four women do not know each other...

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OH MY GOODNESS WOODROE!

hehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!

One of my friends gave me a birthday card with that same "I'm confused..." quote on the front. :-D
What I was referring to in my comment - (come on guys inquiring minds want to know) was Starhouse's comment "Come on guys - share with us what you know." However on second thought I think I've changed my mind. (I am a girl and I'm allowed)Maybe a little mystery is better. Having a guy making a "racy" post would probably be the equivalent, at least to me, to some of the pictures that guys(from another site) have sent me. To put it midly - rather racy and suggestive. I'm sorry, but to me when a guy looks like he's trying to pose for Cosmo -well it's a total turn off. :< yuck. AND believe it or not - I am not a prude! (do I sound confused enough for you yet? :-D) Look at me when you talk to me making me feel like I'm the only person in the room will get you a lot further than having your shirt unbuttoned.

I will muck my own stalls and saddle my own horses, but YOU are going to have to stomp the snakes.
:-)

Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving
Annie


I'm having one of them thar bad hair days, and I haven't had ma Arbuckles yet...I hope this pose ain't t racy!

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I agree with Almost. Come on guys. Don't be shy around us horse ladies. What have you learned about women? What kind of women interest you?
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OH MY GOODNESS WOODROE!

hehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!

One of my friends gave me a birthday card with that same "I'm confused..." quote on the front. :-D
What I was referring to in my comment - (come on guys inquiring minds want to know) was Starhouse's comment "Come on guys - share with us what you know." However on second thought I think I've changed my mind. (I am a girl and I'm allowed)Maybe a little mystery is better. Having a guy making a "racy" post would probably be the equivalent, at least to me, to some of the pictures that guys(from another site) have sent me. To put it midly - rather racy and suggestive. I'm sorry, but to me when a guy looks like he's trying to pose for Cosmo -well it's a total turn off. :< yuck. AND believe it or not - I am not a prude! (do I sound confused enough for you yet? :-D) Look at me when you talk to me making me feel like I'm the only person in the room will get you a lot further than having your shirt unbuttoned.

I will muck my own stalls and saddle my own horses, but YOU are going to have to stomp the snakes.
:-)

Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving
Annie
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Mr. Woodroe. You are a very funny cowboy. LOL.

As to waiting for the perfect man...Well. I am not waiting. I have found that I am content in my life and so the question is more like, "Do I really want to share my life with someone else?" (I am sure you understand.) I have focused on my career for so many years that I think a relationship has not become the most important thing in my life.

As Almost has said."Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet." :-)

Have all of us gotten this way? Will we ever let a human get as close as the animals in our lives?

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I agree Starhorse.....

Come on guys...inquiring minds want to know! :-)


Well...

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Mr. Woodroe. Thanks for your comments. LOL! If you read closer (no more Cowboy Apple Pie for you!) under #1. you will see that it would be nice to have him open the door for me (at least in public...)

#7 covers a woman who can saddle her own horse or stump on a snake. (I prefer too avoid the poison snakes) "There are men who are attracted to a woman who can work hard physically or mentally. I find that they enjoy it when I can work along beside them, or when they watch what I do in my life."

As to the queen part. That is from my user name on another site. My name there is queenofyourdreams....I am a dreamer and that is where it came from. I really never thought of the queen part as being royality or anything like that...as time went on the bloggers there started calling me queen, or queenie. What can I say? LOL

Now, what else have you learned about women?

Come on guys. Share us what you know....


Well let's see...

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I agree Starhorse.....

Come on guys...inquiring minds want to know! :-)
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Mr. Woodroe. Thanks for your comments. LOL! If you read closer (no more Cowboy Apple Pie for you!) under #1. you will see that it would be nice to have him open the door for me (at least in public...)

#7 covers a woman who can saddle her own horse or stump on a snake. (I prefer too avoid the poison snakes) "There are men who are attracted to a woman who can work hard physically or mentally. I find that they enjoy it when I can work along beside them, or when they watch what I do in my life."

As to the queen part. That is from my user name on another site. I really never thought of the queen part as being royality or anything like that...as time went on the bloggers there started calling me queen, or queenie. What can I say? LOL

Now, what else have you learned about women?

Come on guys. Share us what you know....

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