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Blog Party! Come on down!

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Whaaa! Whaaa! Whaaa!

I still do not have all those pretty colors. Sniffle sniffle..

no spellen checkers either.

Woody goes Commando? Jeepers. I would think that would cause some problems even on a walking horse.....

A photo of Woody from the other night.....
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Oh Woody -¿ You are such a tease!¿ Commando, huh?¿ Did you know that there are panties called commandos?¿ I can send those as well.¿ If I can rip them off Mrs. Clause.¿ :-D

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Quoting: Originally posted by Woodroe_Call

I think they did it to discourage post and the took away the spell checker AND stole some of ma' underware ! ! !

Ok Woody,

What do you need?¿ Boxers? Tighty whities? or a Thong?¿ Though I might have to steal the thong off one elves.

¿

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OK, Woody. I have something nice for you. Now be a good boy. Ho HO

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All these upgrades... I have posted this twice now and it seems to be carried off by the elves...

I doubt if Santa will stop by ths year, either. He is still not sure that this is a safe place to land after my cats ate the Easter Bunny...

Or maybe he could send some of those Fairies as they can fly without the raindeer...

Why I thinking about Fairies? Oh, 4beat started that. And I must have been a bad girl as I do not have all those pretty colors like you guys have...

Sigh.

Ho HO ho

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ho ho ho ho ho! That is sooo funny Annie. I missed last night as I HAD to go to another party. Looks like the best party was here!

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Ok, this might be alright.¿ Horse person giving out the gifts.¿ Hummmmm, new truck or new trailer or maybe both.¿ I'm a likin it.¿ Santa knows I've been such a good girl.


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No foolin - 4beat - they've gone off and joined the village people.¿ Santa has left me in charge....¿

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Bloannie, I'm scared.¿ The elves are to make us something "special".¿ The Elves joined the Gay Liberation.¿ I'm not sure this is a good idea. They might go wild their first Christmas out of the closet


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Letter From Santa


Dear Woody, Star, & 4beat,


I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good
this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some
goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.

I was going to bring you all the gifts from the "Twelve Days of
Christmas," but we have had a little problem up here.¿ The Twelve
Fiddlers Fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the Ten
Ladies Dancing.¿ The Eleven Lords a Leaping have knocked up the Eight
Maids of Milking, and the Nine Pipers Playing have been arrested for
doing weird things. Four Calling Birds, Three French Hens, Two Turtle
Doves, and the Partridge in a Pear Tree have me up to my a** in bird
sh**.

On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, eight of
my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the Gay Liberation and
some dumb-a** has scheduled Christmas in Poland for the 5th of February.

Sincerely,

Santa

Guess you all will have to check with Annie - she can do anything!

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Woody. You are so full of hohohoho.

If you were Santa (are you really) you would be popping wheelies on your motorcycle right now.

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lalalalala tis the season to be busy. lalalalala lala la la
Wondering what you are all up to now...

la la

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HOHOHO!

Soon we will know, who has been naughty or nice.

But, one thing I already know is that Santa will not stop here. Not that I have been naughty. It is my cats..

A few years ago they ate the Easter Bunny. Since then, the reindeer have refused to land.

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:) Soon we will know, who has been naughty or nice......

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Good morning 4beat. I could use some coffee. Would you like to share a cup?

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Woody. You left your calling card all over the place last night... it was a crazy night as we all tried to find out where everyone else was playing. This am it seems people are slowly coming out of the wood work.

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I left gifts for everyone all over last night. Not sure if they were censored or not....

but, I hope they made everyone feel all warm and fuzzy....

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I missed the dancing part! You are wild people that is for sure. I bet that 4beat was up on the tables dancing....

or was it the men dancing again...

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Good Morning all!!
Coffee's on, help yourself.
Looks like Woody might be preoccupied for the rest of the weekend.
While the Woody's away, the girls will play.
I have an idea. We could hide a "Where's Woody" in the blogs and see if anyone can find him.
What ya think??

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It poured here all day and hovered at 32 degrees. Yucky day

Good night Star, hope you have sweet dreams

Hey Woody, there's a turkey here somewhere in blogdom for ya.

Guess I should go to bed too. It's almost midnight. Woody, hope you enjoy your presents.
Good Night

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