Never Lie To Your Mother... Funny jokes and anecdotes

  • View author's info Posted on Oct 19, 2006 at 07:46 PM

    Got this one this morning in an email...ROFLMAO:

    John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.
    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
    About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
    So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
    Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:
    "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
    Love, Mom."
    Lesson for the day... Don't Lie To Your Mother.
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  • View author's info Posted on May 15, 2011 at 04:49 AM

    Oh, that was good!
  • View author's info Posted on Oct 25, 2008 at 04:51 PM

    How smart!!!
  • View author's info Posted on Jan 25, 2007 at 01:59 AM

    Love it, being a mother of girls, I wish I'd thought of that one as they were growing into young adults, too late now, they both have kids of their own, but I'll show it to them to keep in mind as their own kids grow up.
  • View author's info Posted on Jan 22, 2007 at 05:09 PM

    Hehehe i like that one. Our mums might be a little old faqshioned but they have their way of finding out whats going on.
  • View author's info Posted on Nov 10, 2006 at 06:14 AM

    thats a good one!