He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a
nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be 'North Dakota' for
younon-Scandahoovians out there).
He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at
the cow.
Ole reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he
grabs the teat and pulls...the cow farts.
Ole is very surprised.
He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then
reaches under the cow to try again.
He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts
again.
Milk does come out however, so after some
discussion with the cow's current
owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.
When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his
neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new
cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow
farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here
cow in Nordakota, didn't ya?"
Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven
about his trip.
Ole replies, "Yeah, dats right. But how did you
know?"
Government surveyors came to Ole's farm in the fall and asked if they could do some surveying. Ole agreed and Lena even served them a nice meal at dinner time, (lunch time in the rest of the world). The next spring, the two surveyors stopped by and told Ole, "Because you were so kind to us, we wanted to give you this bad news in person instead of by letter.
Ole replied, "What's the bad news?
The surveyors stated, "Well, after our work we discovered your farm is not in Minnesota, but is actually in North Dakota!"
Ole looked at Lena and said," That's the best news I have heard in a long time, why I just told Lena this morning, I don't think I can take another winter in Minnesota
Ole is a farmer in Minnesota.
He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a
nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be 'North Dakota' for
younon-Scandahoovians out there).
He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at
the cow.
Ole reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he
grabs the teat and pulls...the cow farts.
Ole is very surprised.
He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then
reaches under the cow to try again.
He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts
again.
Milk does come out however, so after some
discussion with the cow's current
owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.
When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his
neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new
cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow
farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here
cow in Nordakota, didn't ya?"
Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven
about his trip.
Ole replies, "Yeah, dats right. But how did you
know?"
Sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota."