Sorry nordokotains Funny jokes and anecdotes

  • View author's info Posted on Mar 29, 2006 at 08:04 AM

    Subject: Nordakota

    Ole is a farmer in Minnesota.

    He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a
    nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be 'North Dakota' for
    younon-Scandahoovians out there).

    He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at
    the cow.

    Ole reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he
    grabs the teat and pulls...the cow farts.

    Ole is very surprised.

    He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then
    reaches under the cow to try again.

    He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts

    Milk does come out however, so after some
    discussion with the cow's current
    owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.

    When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his
    neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new
    cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."

    Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow

    Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here
    cow in Nordakota, didn't ya?"

    Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven
    about his trip.

    Ole replies, "Yeah, dats right. But how did you

    Sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota."
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  • View author's info Posted on Apr 11, 2012 at 06:44 PM

    Government surveyors came to Ole's farm in the fall and asked if they could do some surveying. Ole agreed and Lena even served them a nice meal at dinner time, (lunch time in the rest of the world). The next spring, the two surveyors stopped by and told Ole, "Because you were so kind to us, we wanted to give you this bad news in person instead of by letter.

    Ole replied, "What's the bad news?

    The surveyors stated, "Well, after our work we discovered your farm is not in Minnesota, but is actually in North Dakota!"

    Ole looked at Lena and said," That's the best news I have heard in a long time, why I just told Lena this morning, I don't think I can take another winter in Minnesota
  • View author's info Posted on Jun 23, 2011 at 01:14 PM

    Ole and Sven were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with folls of sod.

    Ole said, "i'm gonna do dat when I win da lottery."

    "What's dat?" asks Sven.

    "Send my lawn away to be mowed."

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  • View author's info Posted on May 01, 2009 at 06:55 PM

    Needed the laugh today.

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  • View author's info Posted on Aug 02, 2006 at 11:56 PM

    as my lamb would say

    I have to give you credit though, it did make me laugh
  • View author's info Posted on Jul 16, 2006 at 10:39 PM

    thanks, this one has just given me a good laugh!! xx